I hate when you sit in class and do absolutely nothing
like, I could do this shit in the comfort of my own bed.
*points at a boy* that one i want that one
those cashiers that let you buy things when you’re missing a few cents deserve to live forever
no emoji in the world can replace the depth of :/
"everybody put your hands in the air!" yells the robber at the night club. the clubbers think he is the DJ and keep dancing. maybe he should have picked a different location
when you hear your mom coming home and remember all the chores you were supposed to do